Shawn Big Book of BS'

8:25pm: LMAO
Okay, I must share with you the fun that was my trip to the Store tonight.

I was walking towards the front of the grocery store and down the Health and cosmetics aisle. Halfway down the aisle I see man holding three different small boxes and looking so very perplexed. He was shifting from side to side and rubbing his legs together like a kid who had to pee. As I get closer I can hear him talking to himself, saying things like "humm" and "ah!". When I got where I could see what he was looking at I could see that they where Anti-itch creams and as I soon as I saw it was all I could to to stop from laughing. Then without a care in the world I hear.. "Perfect!! that will teach that Bitc_!"

I lost it.. I started laughing and tried my best to pretend it was a cough... but apparently it was loud enough to startled him and from behind I could hear that he had dropped at least one of the boxes and maybe more.


I laughed all the way to the car and all the way home.
Even now the thought of him talking to himself.. switching from leg to leg.. just makes me giggle.


I hope he gets better and I hope he knows how much he made me laugh this night..

9:28am: Another Beautiful Monday!!
Busy busy weekend but very productive.

The Fortress is built and primed and I have the base for it.. I know I still have two months to go but it feel so good to be ahead..


I am sure I will do somthing stupid (AKA Lazy) and get behind.

It is the norm....

8:44am: Wow... Another Friday and Here I am posting again...
Last weekend was a blast with no time to post..
I had my hands full all weekend..

And this weekend will also be busy.. Lots of modeling and lots of sanding.. Hopefully I can get it all done..




LUGG

7:10pm: It's a game..
I have several hobbies...

Miniature Gaming..
On-line Gaming...

and a Few others..

But the problem I have seen recently is that most of the people I play with have forgotten that it's just a game.

It has been breaking my heart to see people put in so much time and effort just to end up playing an overly competitive asshole who doesn't understand that no matter how much you put into it .. it's just a game.. and that's really all it will ever be.. If you can't enjoy it win or lose.. then maybe you shouldn't be playing..

It's like pro sports.. they have reached the pinnacle of their profession.. they have no where else to go.. but I swear they never look like they are having fun.. (okay maybe the folks that win the superbowl/world series etc do..) but other then that..

Oh well.. I guess I am not competitive enough when it comes to some things..

(but I am very happy and that gets me through the day) ((LUGG))

1:28pm: Beautiful outside..
What a great day outside. It makes me wish I was flying my kites...


Oh well.. they are not as much fun to fly when your alone....


TGIF..

9:23pm: Team Tourny
Played in a Doubles Tourney at Game Parlor today..

How was it?

Well.. grab a big huge piece of aluminum foil and chew on it for 15 minutes between a couple of filings while having someone pluck your chest hairs out with tweezers.. and maybe a kick in the crotch to finish things up..

Other then that it was a great time. I enjoyed that overall tourney and my partner but my opponents I could have done without.

But I am man enough to admit that I am a very bad loser and I think they all cheated.. even the ones we didn't play against..:P

9:16am: Innocent until proven Guilty.... Unless
America.... Land of the free.. Land of Liberty.... Where everyone is innocent until proven Guilty..


Unless of course you're a UAE company trying to run 6 US ports... Basically everyone has decided that the are all terrorists and will cause harm to America... One Politician said by having this company run the ports that it's workers will have easier access to Green cards, passports and U.S Drivers Licenses.

Well isn't that the case with any one coming to America to work? I know most people who live around me who came from South and Central America hopes that's true.

Does he really believe that if we stop the UAE company from controlling the port operations that terrorist won't attack the U.S. if they want to? He has basically accused anyone from the Middle East of being terrorists..

What about the other U.S. ports being run by foreign companies? Aren't we at risk there? NO?

That's right.. they don't want to do anything about that because "A" they are not run by Middle Eastern companies and it would not big as big of news.. and we all know politics are all about perception and not really about getting a damn thing accomplished..

So lets make a big stink about this and ignore the rest because this is what's new and this what we can use to scare people this week..

I so wish that there was a 4 year term limit on all members of Congress, this way folks would be more willing to do some good instead of spending half of their timing trying to get re-elected and scaring people..

2:36pm: Happy but at what cost?
As I have no time to leave the building.. I piggy backed on someone else's lunch order.

A Big Mac with no cheese or lettuce...

I should have been good and ordered better but the urge got to me.

So Sue me...


(I find it odd that I know all the ingredients in a Big Mac..two whole beef patties. etc. But last week couldn't remember my First Wife's name. huh.)

2:10pm: Lunch
It's 2pm and I haven't had lunch yet..

Good thing I have plenty fat surplus.. I would hate to die right here at work.

They would probably not notice thou...